Sean

Sean "The Cute One" Hayes [2] (date of birth unknown, possibly ascended from Hell during the Great Fire of Rome in 64 A.D.) is a scientific anomaly made entirely from condensed Anime, which has gained a solid form and self-awareness. Although it is unknown which demon he is, he is almost certainly one of the 72 Demons of Solomon. His heyday is over, though, and Sean now spends his days smoking weed and watching the degenerate trash he was wrought from. Sean exists in every moment of time simultaneously, as he is a 5 dimensional being. The only way to tell this though in our three dimensional world is his giant fucking nose. Sean knows. Yeah, he knows.

Sean's Cancer
In early 1999, Smourgib'racht (possible demon name) was diagnosed with having Super Cancer, a rare form of the disease where every cell in one's body is turned into a cancer cell. After 48 minutes of brave fighting, he finally got bored and became cancer itself and ascending to God tier Cancer, becoming a Cancer god. With this transformation, Smourgib'racht gained his human name and body, and became a 3 dimensional being. He has been loving life ever since.

In early 1999, Cancer was diagnosed with Sean, the only thing worse than cancer itself. After 48 minutes of fighting bravely, Cancer died.

Sean's Love Of Anime
Sean spends his time watching anime, so much so that his followers have deemed him "pure fucking weebtrash". In an interview dating back to July 8th, 2014 [1], Sean stated that "the only way I can be close to my real family is by smoking whatever I can get my hands on and watching anime for at least 18 hours

straight". Sean has been married to his wives, Chitoge Kirisaki and Shiina Mashiro since at least, 1478, breaking the sacred rule of "more that one waifu will ruin you laifu". Sean has no life, so technically this rule remains unbroken. For some godforsaken reason, he has an attraction to autistic, generic blonde anime schoolgirls. 

Sean's True Age
A hotly disputed fact is Sean's true age. Sean states that even he doesn't know, since most of his pre-1999 memories were destroyed when he became cancer. He remembers creating the Black Death that wiped out a third of Europe, as well as causing the fall of the Roman Empire in the 5th century. A few great disasters that Sean is actually unsure about causing are the Fire of London in 1666, the Assassination of Franz Ferdinand in 1914, and the Chernobyl incident in 1986. He probably did them though.

Sean's Nose
Very few people know that his omega-omnipotent-overpowering-ridongtacular cancerous being has hidden secrets that some would call magical. Just one of Sean's nose-hairs is capable of destroying a city of well-crafted and original manga. BEST ANIME EVER