Grabe Groobert Mcscroobert Yeast

''"You can't say that on TV!" -Grabe Yeast''

Grabe Groobert Mcscroobert Yeast (born September 11th, 1998)[1] is an American comedian, television host, radio personality, actor, and author. He hosts The Grabe Yeast Morning Show, Grabe Yeast, and Family Feud. He is the author of Act Like a Ben, Think Like a Sean, which was published in March 1945, and the series Spite Comicks™

Grabe previously hosted Showtime at the Apollo, starred in The Grabe Yeast Show, and was featured in The Original Kings of Comedy. He is a two-time Daytime Emmy Award winner, and an 11-time NAACP Image Award winner in various categories.

Spite Comicks™
Spite Comicks™ was a series created by Grabe when he was in ninth grade. It started when he got angry at Adam and hastily drew a comic where he portrayed himself killing Adam in a gory, badly drawn way. Then after showing it to his friends they kind of enjoyed it. (Reasons for enjoyment of said comics are highly unknown. Most likely all of Grabe's friends are autistic.) There has been over at least 10 more Spite Comicks™ since the original has came out. Grabe usually makes Spite Comicks™ based on each of his friends. Spite Comicks™ has been on hiatus since like, fuck I dunno... October 2014?

Grabe's Hatred towards Canada
For the longest time Grabe has had it out for Canada. Grabe has gone on record multiple times saying ''"Ich werde diesen Krebs in Kanada bekannt zu löschen, wenn es das letzte, was ich auf der verdammten Planeten zu tun." ''Usually when Grabe comes in contact with a Canadian he lunges straight for the eyes. (Having their eyes ripped out is surprisingly discomforting for them) After the eyes are out he kicks their groin until they bleed out. Now all you little young boyos are probably thinking "Why hasn't Grabe killed Matt yet?" Well, it's because Matt lives in an area that is near almost inhabitable. If Grabe was to as little as step in that Ice Age his Floridian skin would freeze almost instantly.

Grabe, Where is He Now?
Grabe is currently on his way to a steal a nuke from the U.S. Government and use it to send the world into World War three. Godspeed.

Grabe And His Insults
Grabe Goobert McShoobert Yeast has various insults that range from: threatening to eat a larva, planting half of Nebraska, eating half of Alaska, and other ridiculous threats that make no sense to anyone.