Nova Scotia

Nova Scotia is the worst cesspool in Canada, mostly because Matt lives there. Founded in 1629 by the French explorer Samwise LaFrancois, Nova Scotia was known as Acadia until LaFrancois' son, Weebtrash LaFrancois chanced it to Arcadia in 1825. The Premier of Nova Scotia is a box set of the first five seasons of Trailer Park Boys, and its provincial animal is a bottle of Captain Morgan. Some of the great sights you can see in Nova Scotia is a 4 mile tall pile of burning tires, a shit Satan once took 30,000 years ago, and a 4 story fiddle that subliminally controls the minds of every person on Cape Breton to refer to each other as "b'y".

Speaking of Cape Breton, Matt lives there. And as such it is one of the worst places ever, ranking just above Austria, abut below Lichtenstein.