Adam

Adam "The Iron Boot" Brewer is the glorious Adamin of CMS. Praise be unto him, as flowers are too abashed to bloom in his presence. The infidels are conquered under his iron boot, and none shall live. Under his glorious reign, capitalism and free will is abolished and vidja prospers. Hail Mighty Adam.

Licensed Brewography
Adamska (Americanized, 'Adam') 'The Iron Boot' Brewer was born in Moscow, West Virginia in 1889, popping out of the womb at 24 years old. He promptly began to spread the will of himself, shortly after founding the Shit Squad Supreme of CMS. He also has a rubber penis

Praise Adamska.